I expect you're beginning to wonder why you would have started paying attention to me in the first place, and that's an excellent question: I have no idea. I've given you several times three reasons not to, and yet not a single one in favor of it.
I suppose in some puny, mortal minds, I may seem like something of an entertaining fellow (and as a matter of perspective, they'd technically be correct), but really I'm not all that I'm cracked up to be. For example, I've never held a guinea pig or other small mammal whilst towering above the Empire State (although I have done it with various genera of such whilst lounging in assorted locations and positions...). I've never piloted an airplane from any point A to point B, even if, I suppose, technically, I have co-piloted one for a short while. I've never even been to Rome, except for a week or so.
In conclusion, you shouldn't listen to what most people tell you about me, especially since I myself haven't even told you what I'm saying, and frankly I'm personally not quite sure. Hell, I didn't even answer your question.
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