Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Ichi, Ni, San

1. I titled it in Japanese, but then I wrote the entire post in English. Or did I? So far, yes. Yes, I did.

2. Watash... HA! You thought I was going to write something in Japanese, didn't you? Well, I proved you wrong. (P.S. Do you really want to read the surface thoughts of a guy who puts you through that kind of prank?)

3. Queue-for-fore-won-dash-five-seven-sicks-to-nein. Anyone who gets that is special. Anyone who knows what it means wins a prize.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Count them: 1, 2, 3.

1. My URL is 'idiotswithships'. How can you trust a guy that not only pronounces URL earl, but also uses 'idiotswithships' for his? Honestly, the nerve of some people.

2. I call myself Jkar. Can you even pronounce that? My sources say no.

3. You might not know this yet, but my favorite quote is "Alas, if I had but one more shoe..." Now does that sound like the kind of thing you want to expose yourself to? I thought not.

And now, in short: ...Well, I guess three reasons is pretty short...

Okay: In slightly shorter: don't pay attention to me because my endless babble will drive you slightly less crazy than I already am.