When this started

it was about the same as it is now. Except I suppose I tried to have three different reasons in every post. I've kinda stopped doing that. If you can't figure out three reasons that paying attention to me is stupid, that's because you're so stupid that paying attention to me will make you smarter, on the basest level possible.

And then the URL has nothing to do with "Three reasons..." It's "idiots with ships". Like, what's that supposed to be? Where are all the ships? Are they sailing ships? Steam ships? Nuke-riding city-ships of the stars? That last one could be cool, but I'm not sure how easy it'd be to get ahold of even one of them, let alone two in order to justify the plural.

And then several months happened.

Despite this, quite ironically, nobody noticed.

People are weird.

And of course, I'm not exception to this rule. Everyone is at least a little bit weird, and a lot of my friends would claim that I'm rather more so than is usual. Meh. There are times when I agree, most of them actually, and times when I disagree, but all told it's not a matter of what I think, is it? Who can judge, in the end, how weird we are, save those around us?

Which reminds me of a quote: "Normal? Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not."
Ten points if you know who said it.

Hazabannana

It's a place. Legend has it that this place's only claim to fame is that, at one point in time, there was a banana there. I'm just throwing this out there, you have got to try REALLY hard if the only famous thing you EVER did was having a banana.

Maybe even hard enough for it to be famous.

Given recent events: Blah.

Because nef. Nefnef. And other things like that which don't decently convey any information besides a lack thereof. I could say things about stuff, but I don't think it would make me feel any better about junk. So I won't. Instead, I'll try to transcribe what it looks like when Chewbacca talks.

Lrlrlrlrlrlrlrlri! And other such phonograms.

Self-Title

If you're looking for a good reason to ignore me (or, perhaps, for three), look no further than the fact that everything I say, I say as a means of avoiding what I really want to say. What's worse, I can't even say this fake-what-I-want-to-say stuff to the people to whom I want to say it, so it's stuff-I-don't-really-wat-to-say-to-the-wrong-people-anyhow.

And I'm not even sure what I'd say if I could. "I'm sorry," maybe. Or maybe "I miss you." Maybe I'd be able to say "I love you," if I tried hard enough. It's hard for one to describe what he is incapable of saying. That part should really be self-explanatory. As if this post didn't have enough hyphenates.

Also, I came to the conclusion today that I know, in some way or another, quite a few people named Grace. And yet I still couldn't name someone I know named Amber. Odd.

Accoutrements

I expect you're beginning to wonder why you would have started paying attention to me in the first place, and that's an excellent question: I have no idea. I've given you several times three reasons not to, and yet not a single one in favor of it.

I suppose in some puny, mortal minds, I may seem like something of an entertaining fellow (and as a matter of perspective, they'd technically be correct), but really I'm not all that I'm cracked up to be. For example, I've never held a guinea pig or other small mammal whilst towering above the Empire State (although I have done it with various genera of such whilst lounging in assorted locations and positions...). I've never piloted an airplane from any point A to point B, even if, I suppose, technically, I have co-piloted one for a short while. I've never even been to Rome, except for a week or so.

In conclusion, you shouldn't listen to what most people tell you about me, especially since I myself haven't even told you what I'm saying, and frankly I'm personally not quite sure. Hell, I didn't even answer your question.

Much of our lives is spent on nothing but nullifying routine.

Despite this, they can be quite exciting. Sometimes this is bad. I won't go into detail unless you ask me to, but suffice to say, sometimes I hate people at large because of the ways that individuals act. I don't think that's the healthiest mindset, but what can be done? I suppose I could try and develop a healthier psyche, but that takes work and such.

And effort takes so much... effort.