Ein, Zwei, Drei

1) Look over there! A distraction!

2) If you're still reading this, I hate you.

3) Didn't you hear me!? I hate you! Do you want to be in the presence of someone who hates your guts? And, well, you know, the rest of you too, but also the guts.

3.666) Fie on you. Fie I say, Fie!

Ichi, Ni, San

1. I titled it in Japanese, but then I wrote the entire post in English. Or did I? So far, yes. Yes, I did.

2. Watash... HA! You thought I was going to write something in Japanese, didn't you? Well, I proved you wrong. (P.S. Do you really want to read the surface thoughts of a guy who puts you through that kind of prank?)

3. Queue-for-fore-won-dash-five-seven-sicks-to-nein. Anyone who gets that is special. Anyone who knows what it means wins a prize.

Count them: 1, 2, 3.

1. My URL is 'idiotswithships'. How can you trust a guy that not only pronounces URL earl, but also uses 'idiotswithships' for his? Honestly, the nerve of some people.

2. I call myself Jkar. Can you even pronounce that? My sources say no.

3. You might not know this yet, but my favorite quote is "Alas, if I had but one more shoe..." Now does that sound like the kind of thing you want to expose yourself to? I thought not.

And now, in short: ...Well, I guess three reasons is pretty short...

Okay: In slightly shorter: don't pay attention to me because my endless babble will drive you slightly less crazy than I already am.