Oh, Look, a Tree,,,

I like trees...

I was on the moon. With Steve! There were no trees on the moon...

I like trees...

1. If you ever hear me say a word in a language you don't know, it's probably an insult. I'm just that kind of guy.

2. I threaten you on a regular basis.

3. I guess threats really are a good reason to pay attention, though... Maybe I'll stop if you leave.

Ti, Tal, Lek

1. Now ask yourself, is this post even titled in words? Do you recognize that as a language? Have you seen it before somewhere? If you answered yes to any of these questions, go to 2. If you answered no to all of them, got to 3. Otherwise, please look up 'yes or no questions' in the nearest resource.

2. As far as I can tell, you're me, or you've met me before. If you only answered yes to the third question, go to 3 now. Now that I'm alone here, I think I'll continue on to three. That's where the party's at.

3. If you came from 1: You haven't met me, or you have but not at the right time/in the right place. If you came from 2: Ha! I knew ou existed. So there.

4. What? Four? There's no four in three reasons! What is this doing here!? Oh, well.