Accoutrements

I expect you're beginning to wonder why you would have started paying attention to me in the first place, and that's an excellent question: I have no idea. I've given you several times three reasons not to, and yet not a single one in favor of it.

I suppose in some puny, mortal minds, I may seem like something of an entertaining fellow (and as a matter of perspective, they'd technically be correct), but really I'm not all that I'm cracked up to be. For example, I've never held a guinea pig or other small mammal whilst towering above the Empire State (although I have done it with various genera of such whilst lounging in assorted locations and positions...). I've never piloted an airplane from any point A to point B, even if, I suppose, technically, I have co-piloted one for a short while. I've never even been to Rome, except for a week or so.

In conclusion, you shouldn't listen to what most people tell you about me, especially since I myself haven't even told you what I'm saying, and frankly I'm personally not quite sure. Hell, I didn't even answer your question.

Much of our lives is spent on nothing but nullifying routine.

Despite this, they can be quite exciting. Sometimes this is bad. I won't go into detail unless you ask me to, but suffice to say, sometimes I hate people at large because of the ways that individuals act. I don't think that's the healthiest mindset, but what can be done? I suppose I could try and develop a healthier psyche, but that takes work and such.

And effort takes so much... effort.

Dreaming

I'm going to do like Cthulhu and sleep forever.

Until I wake up.

Requiem for Susan

Susan wasn't a fish, don't worry.
At this point, she was probably either a crab or a tree.

Moreover

I don't seem to say anything for long periods of time. That makes four reasons. Should I change the name of the blog? All in favor say Aye.

Oh, Look, a Tree,,,

I like trees...

I was on the moon. With Steve! There were no trees on the moon...

I like trees...

1. If you ever hear me say a word in a language you don't know, it's probably an insult. I'm just that kind of guy.

2. I threaten you on a regular basis.

3. I guess threats really are a good reason to pay attention, though... Maybe I'll stop if you leave.

Ti, Tal, Lek

1. Now ask yourself, is this post even titled in words? Do you recognize that as a language? Have you seen it before somewhere? If you answered yes to any of these questions, go to 2. If you answered no to all of them, got to 3. Otherwise, please look up 'yes or no questions' in the nearest resource.

2. As far as I can tell, you're me, or you've met me before. If you only answered yes to the third question, go to 3 now. Now that I'm alone here, I think I'll continue on to three. That's where the party's at.

3. If you came from 1: You haven't met me, or you have but not at the right time/in the right place. If you came from 2: Ha! I knew ou existed. So there.

4. What? Four? There's no four in three reasons! What is this doing here!? Oh, well.